So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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