They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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