what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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