Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?