i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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