So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo