Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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