She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
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The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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