i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
