Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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