nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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