I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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