Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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