He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online