i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"