Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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