Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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