I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
As shirtless as possible
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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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