But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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