We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Still dying that you shit outside
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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