omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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