This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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