hell yes lets make some ravioli
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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