They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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