I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
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A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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