Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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