there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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