who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Randomize
