In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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