in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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