If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
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That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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