i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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