im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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