belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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