You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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