she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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