you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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