we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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