You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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