We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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