Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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