I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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