I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I supernannyed him into submission
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize