Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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