Jerry, you need to find god
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
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after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
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she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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