her vagine was all disorganized.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
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Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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