Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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