wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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