I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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