Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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