hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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